Anonymous asked:
What's the preppiest way to have sex?
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classy-kate answered:
All preppy people LOVE bondage so what you need to do is tie your preppy lover’s hands to the bed posts with vineyard vines bow ties ONLY THE ONES WITH SEA CREATURE PRINTS. Then dress them in their most expensive Lilly dress/ralph Lauren suit and rub them down head to toe with crème brûlée, shove lobster in their mouth and top that off by pouring champagne all over their dirty body (preppy people secretly love getting filthy, it turns them on). Then rip that dress/suit off of them and make sweet, passionate, preppy love to them while whispering “Lilly, VV, Ralph, Jcrew” in their ear over and over again. When you climax, scream “EVERY DAY SHOULD FEEL THIS GOOD” at the top of your lungs, you filthy, preppy bastard.
give me a well dressed, tall gentleman who wears bowties and I’ll be the happiest girl ever
If you’re going to date someone, you arent just dating their sweet side, you’re also dating their mood swings, their bad moods, their good moods, when they arent being themselves for weeks on end. You’re also dating everything else they have to offer
Just because I’m a nice girl doesn’t mean you can screw me to over. Play with my hair not my feelings
I can’t wait for the day I come home and as soon I open the door a dog comes running towards me followed by two little rugrats screaming daddy and the most beautiful girl in the world looking gorgeous in her sweats and baggy t-shirt and messy hair smiling because then I’ll know I’ve made it.
so sweet
Well this is precious
😍😍😍😍
Preppy Sext: I’ll fuck you in the changing room at J.Crew
Relationship goals <3